I have to ask myself.
Do chicken hypnotists turn other chickens into people?
The figure of speech “more than you can shake a stick at” confuses me. Was that ever a thing that people did? Why would anyone shake a stick at anything?
“If it were a snake, it would have bitten you.” This one frustrates me. If it was a snake would I be looking for it?
Dad Joke Break
At dog school, what do they learn instead of geometry?
At a truck stop, a handwritten sign on an arcade game says “play at your own risk.” What risk? Don’t they know computer car crashes are not real?
Why do people say I wouldn’t know that dude from Adam? Come on give me some credit. That would be about the easiest determination to make. Unless, I guess, for some reason both guys are wearing a fig leaf.
What if I really am a robot? All these websites keep asking. I got no way of really knowing. My parents could have been in on it. I’m starting to wonder if I’ve been lying when I click on the check box.
What’ya think? Do you have any questions that have gone unanswered? List yours below.