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I have these thoughts…

I have to ask myself.

Do chicken hypnotists turn other chickens into people?

The figure of speech “more than you can shake a stick at” confuses me. Was that ever a thing that people did? Why would anyone shake a stick at anything?

“If it were a snake, it would have bitten you.” This one frustrates me. If it was a snake would I be looking for it?

Dad Joke Break

At dog school, what do they learn instead of geometry?

Pee-on-a-tree.

At a truck stop, a handwritten sign on an arcade game says “play at your own risk.” What risk? Don’t they know computer car crashes are not real?

Why do people say I wouldn’t know that dude from Adam? Come on give me some credit. That would be about the easiest determination to make. Unless, I guess, for some reason both guys are wearing a fig leaf.

What if I really am a robot? All these websites keep asking. I got no way of really knowing. My parents could have been in on it. I’m starting to wonder if I’ve been lying when I click on the check box.

What’ya think? Do you have any questions that have gone unanswered? List yours below.

Pine Needle Tea… Um…

We go outdoors and try this new trend. Pine Needle Tea From The Backyard – Will It Heal? Does It Taste Like It Sounds?
Many people are reporting a strangely common plant and pointing to its possible healing properties. Podcasts and bloggers are mentioning this as possible hope for the virus as well as the vax side effects.
It’s nothing new, but it has received new fame due to the fact that many treatments are being censored – and even outlawed in an apparent effort to promote the vaccinations on a grand scale.
What does this stuff taste like? What if it makes me puke, then I don’t see it doing much good.
I literally picked pine needles from a young pine tree on our road, cut it up, and brewed it. Join me for the unrehearsed taste test.

Here is a link to instructions on how to make the tea. Pine needle tea. Maybe it’s nature’s flu treatment.  https://www.dailydetoxhacks.com/pine-needle-tea/

Would you try this homemade wonder tea? Better start hoarding now…

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Can we laugh at people who stumble?

Is it okay to laugh at a politician who climbs up the stairs and trips three times? Well absolutely. Why in the world do I say that? Because we all laugh when we see someone trip or bump their head. It is a natural reaction. It’s not okay to make fun of someone. It is perfectly acceptable, otherwise we would have no such thing as clowns, or the Three stooges. Physical comedy rules.

So maybe you’re not the biggest fan of it. But you can’t help but laugh when something like that happens. The youngest child laughs if you bump your head. Even before they have any words, trust me, you can make them laugh. That’s why I dedicate this week’s video to the concept of the humor in Pratt falls. Specifically the kind that you see on red red staircases that lead up to Air Force One. I demonstrated four of the common types of tripping on the stairs. We also got to see how my daughter is at faking this kind of humor. Thanks for watching your favorite fake humor YouTube show, yay verily.

To add to the humor of the actual event, we can enjoy the fake news commentary right here.

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The Great Coke Wars

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

Steve Albini

As you can see, we had fun with this. We want to have fun with your idea. What would you like for us to film?

Thanks for watching. Be blessed and keep smiling.

A New Feature.

Mid-week Special Report.

A false balance is an abomination to Yahweh, but accurate weights are his delight. - Prov. 11:1

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